I had a guest last night, we have the same schedule and decided to take our day off and watch movies, and have some wine. I stay on my regular schedule on my days off. UP ALL NIGHT. We sat down and started chatting and to my surprise she leaned in for the "first kiss". Out of nowhere I hear a voice that sounded like someone correcting a child " noooooo " She has a sense of humor so she giggled and the moment was gone. A few minutes later she moved in again and tried for the kiss and in a more firm tone of voice we hear "NOOOOO!" Now we are both laughing and I decide to cover Abe. We sit down and from the top corner of the cover I see movement and then a little eye peeking out. She looks at Abe and says I can kiss your daddy if I want to, and she plants one on me. The next sound I hear can only be described as "ewwwwwww" before she can pull away she laughs .....in my mouth. We spent the next 20 minutes laughing about how awkward this was going and how Abe wasn't helping. Finally we got the laughing out of our system and I decided to pick things up where we left off. I kissed her and Abe erupted. He screamed shook the cage and fell off his perch screaming NO NO NO NO over and over. It was so bad she actually left. All of this was at around 1:30am So thanks a lot Abe. You violated the bro code and totally BIRD BLOCKED me! On the phone later she said "He scares me, why would keep him, he's not your problem. Not that it matters because I doubt she will be back but, was this jealousy?
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