lolsavannahh
05-23-2016, 03:54 PM
Here are a few tips I have collected from having Nash be a hormonal little dirtbag...
1.) No hair. This could be considered a female bird of course. It's best to just shave it off. All of it. Don't bother wearing a hat either because that's likely a new girlfriend for him too.
2.) No blankets, towels, sheets, clothing, or anything that is even remotely close to this. These look JUST like a potential mate for your little guy! Get used to wearing your birthday suit.
3.) Don't touch them. Sometimes they will let you scratch their head, but only if they are so tired they can't fight you off. Just stay away!
4.) No toys that aren't extremely large or extremely hard. Nothing made of rope, paper, twine, fleece, etc. Anything soft is just asking to be humped!
5.) No music. Ever. Sometimes that smooth beat gets your bird going! You can just sit in silence or listen to their screams.
6.) No other people. A new person in your birds life could potentially be a new girlfriend so you better just never invite anyone over.
7.) Buy the biggest box of bandaids they sell! You know the best way to show affection is to bite you really hard!
What else could you add to this list of tips? Hope you guys got a laugh!
1.) No hair. This could be considered a female bird of course. It's best to just shave it off. All of it. Don't bother wearing a hat either because that's likely a new girlfriend for him too.
2.) No blankets, towels, sheets, clothing, or anything that is even remotely close to this. These look JUST like a potential mate for your little guy! Get used to wearing your birthday suit.
3.) Don't touch them. Sometimes they will let you scratch their head, but only if they are so tired they can't fight you off. Just stay away!
4.) No toys that aren't extremely large or extremely hard. Nothing made of rope, paper, twine, fleece, etc. Anything soft is just asking to be humped!
5.) No music. Ever. Sometimes that smooth beat gets your bird going! You can just sit in silence or listen to their screams.
6.) No other people. A new person in your birds life could potentially be a new girlfriend so you better just never invite anyone over.
7.) Buy the biggest box of bandaids they sell! You know the best way to show affection is to bite you really hard!
What else could you add to this list of tips? Hope you guys got a laugh!