The 10 Commandments Of Parrot Ownership!

[Honesty]

The 10 Commandments of Parrot Ownership: :)

1. Be nice to parrots

2. Don't make parrots wait for anything they request, this only makes them mad.

3. Don't interrupt a parrot's schedule with your own, this also makes them mad.

4. Give parrots everything they ask for in an expedient manner. If you don't, yep, they get mad.

5. Never frustrate a parrot in any way. You guessed it, they get mad.

6. Only give parrots delicious, nutritious food. Yeah, yeah the mad thing again.

7. Give parrots lots of expensive toys to tear up or reject. Blah, blah, blah – mad.

8. Never punish or attempt to punish a parrot for pooping on the carpet, this makes them extraordinarily mad.

9. Don't inhibit a parrot's insanely loud vocalization. This will frustrate them and (do I need to tell you this again?) they get mad.

10. Obey all rules – if you don't ...?????

[Turquoise]

:th_loltears: Those darn parrots are at it again~~=Sneakily writing all these rules designed to make us parronts feel guilty for the mere thought of having a normal life since bringing them into our world.

Now we just have to find out whose parrot is secretly sitting in the dark with only the glow of the monitor typing away and broadcasting throughout cyber space!:th_rofl:

[Honesty]

:th_loltears: Those darn parrots are at it again~~=Sneakily writing all these rules designed to make us parronts feel guilty for the mere thought of having a normal life since bringing them into our world.

Now we just have to find out whose parrot is secretly sitting in the dark with only the glow of the monitor typing away and broadcasting throughout cyber space:th_rofl:!:th_hehe: Are you sure it isn't Roscoe? :th_loltears: