Rules for our Parrots! (just for fun)

[Honesty]

I thought this would be quite a fun thread. I will start with..Rule 1, the next poster carry on with rule 2, etc, etc :)

Rule 1... Fruit is for eating, not for decorating my walls :th_loltears:

[Debra]

Rule #2 -- Poop goes on the paper, not the floor/walls

[Maddy]

Rule #3- Lamp shades are not perches. They should not be covered in poop.

[Debra]

Rule #4 -- if I offer you a bite of my cookie, don't take the whole thing.

[Honesty]

Rule 5 .... Silk plants are for decoration and not for pulling apart :)

[Maddy]

Rule #6- I like my clothing the way it is. Please do not bite holes in it.

[Honesty]

Rule 7 .... Water is for drinking, not for dunking toys in!

[ShellyBorg]

#7 I am allowed to eat something without sharing it with EVERYONE!!!

[Honesty]

Rule 7 ... No screaming at visitors :) It scares the living daylights out of them :th_hehe:

[Mare]

rule #8, my dresser is NOT a chew toy!

[Maddy]

Rule #9- It is NOT acceptable to chew up my stuff. Go play with those expensive wooden toys instead! :th_biggrin:

[Honesty]

Rule 10 .... Pulling my hair out is not allowed :)

[Pinkbirdy]

Rule 11.... The Greenwing doesn't want to be your girlfriend :) {Tequila}

[Maddy]

Rule #12- It is not fair for you to scream your head off, and then refuse to step up when I come to get you.

[Mare]

Rule #13, my sweatshirt hood is to wear on my head, not for you to hump (Amigo) :(

[Honesty]

LOL Mare!

Rule 14 .... Chewing holes in my best jeans is not allowed!

[kendrafitz]

Rule 15 - NO, it is not socially acceptable behavior to shove your tongue in my ear when I am having a conversation with company!!

[Honesty]

Rule 15 - NO, it is not socially acceptable behavior to shove your tongue in my ear when I am having a conversation with company!!:ROFLMAODog: This one has really tickled my fancy :)

Rule 16 .... Swinging on curtain swags like a monkey is strictly forbidden :)

[Maddy]

Rule #17- When I say no, I mean NO. I don't mean for you to do it again when I turn my back.

[Honesty]

Rule 18 .... Biting when you are in a bad mood is not allowed!

[Debra]

It is NOT acceptable to climb up to my shoulder, face my ear, and let out your loudest shriek to warn others that I am coming into their room.

[Honesty]

Rule 20 .... Screaming at poor Tiegan is not allowed :th_hehe:

[kendrafitz]

Rule 21 - you are not allowed to bend my rings into my fingers just because you are annoyed at not having ALL my attention.

[kendrafitz]

Rule 22 - Bedtime is just that, bedtime. It is not time for you to flap, yell and climb to my mid back so I can't reach you. Mommy does not enjoy stop, drop and roll when it is time for bed!

[Honesty]

Rule 23 .... Trying to pull my nails off is unacceptable :)

[jules]

rule 24 .... we do not need holes in our curtains for ventilation, that is what windows are for :)

[Turquoise]

Rule# 25~~~Repeating everything Mom says is not acceptable. Especially when the mailman is at the door handing me a package with a shocked look on his face! :th_pinklol2:

[Honesty]

Rule 26.... Pooping on my hair while I am sweeping up your mess is not nice!

[Maddy]

Rule #27 - It is not nice to try and pull the keys off of my keyboard. Without them, how will I post about you? :th_biggrin:

[Honesty]

Rule 28.... Throwing wet toys at me is not allowed! :)

[Maddy]

Rule #29 - NO. You may not have my pizza!

[Turquoise]

Rule #30~~No! You may not chew another hole in your night night cover. Keep those drumsticks and beak on your side of the cage.

[Maddy]

Rule #31 -REALLY? Must you scream if I leave the room for just a second?

[Honesty]

Rule 32... Intimidating visitors is unacceptable :)

[Debra]

Rule 33 -- You can only hold one nutriberry at a time so one is your limit.

[Honesty]

Pulling my favourite flip flops to pieces is strictly forbidden :th_LOL:

[Maddy]

Rule #35 - If you do not want to get eaten, please do not pull Peatree's tail!

[kendrafitz]

Rule #36... When the dogs are barking at some poor person walking past our house, it is not necessary for you to join in. Dogs barking is bad enough, but adding your ear piercing yells could cause an unsuspecting soul to have a heart attack. NOT NICE!!!

[Maddy]

Rule #37 - I appreciate you wanting to come watch Netflix in bed with me. However, this will only be allowed if you do not block my view with your tail feathers.

[Turquoise]

Rule #38~~Do not! I repeat~~Do not put on the starving macaw routine complete with begging & that one eye staring bleakly at me when I am trying to enjoy my meal and you are in your enclosure. I already spend more time walking back and forth feeding grubby beaks than I sit eating what's left of my food Geeez!!!

[Debra]

Rule #39 -- You may NOT have some of my pizza. I don't care that you think Mom's feeding the cat some of hers (she's not btw).

[Honesty]

Biting toes is not allowed!

[Maddy]

Rule #41 - Please do not escape through your food bowl doors while I am putting you to bed.

[Mare]

That's a good one, Maddy! Sassy was a pro till I wired them shut! :)

[Honesty]

Rule 42.... Sneakily stealing from the fruit bowl is not allowed :)

[Debra]

Rule 43 -- when offered a bite of a cookie just take that one bite. Don't break the cookie in half and keep the portion in your beak.

[Blancaej]

Rule 44 - if you insist on burping like your daddy, please be mindful of your manners and say excuse me!

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[Maddy]

Rule #45 - It is okay to take a bath in your water dish. However, I would prefer that you didn't soak everything around you in the process.

[Honesty]

Rule 46.... Throwing vegetables at me is not allowed!

[kendrafitz]

Rule 47...When you nip my neck or ear - which is not allowed but I guess you need a reminder - please do not yell "O[Users must be registered and logged in to view attached photos or hyperlinks]!". The pain from the nip is bad enough, I don't need you to tell me it hurts or make me deaf in the process!

[Honesty]

Rule 48... Jumping on me when you have had a shower and flapping is not allowed either :)

[Maddy]

Rule #49 - When I take you in the shower, you are not allowed to try and destroy the shower curtain!

[Turquoise]

Rule #50~~When I am scolding you for being bad, do not answer me with, "Whatever!" like a surly teenage!!

[Honesty]

Rule 51... Throwing my mugs on the floor from the mug tree is not acceptable at all :)

[shel]

whining when you have to be in your cage is not acceptable. it breaks my heart.

[Debra]

When you are in the room with the tiels and budgies, do not let out a loud shriek to scare the little birds.

[shel]

thou shalt not chase mommy's nephew around in order to pluck hairs from his beard!

[Honesty]

thou shalt not chase mommy's nephew around in order to pluck hairs from his beard!:th_LOL:

[Pinkbirdy]

Rule 54 You will not throw the two treats I gave you on the floor. Then say "Im sorry" 'Ill go get them" [he he from Rocky :) ]

[Maddy]

Rule #55 - When you are being sweet and cuddly, it isn't nice to suddenly lash out and go into a attack mode!

[MomtoPercy]

I have checked every 'bird safe food list' in the WORLD and my bra strap is not on ANY of them! Stop chewing it!

[kendrafitz]

Michelle - I love that one! It has gotten so bad here that I have resorted to sports bras. Much better than sharp metal poking me thanks to chomping!

[Maddy]

Rule #57 - Yes, I know that my braces are shiny and that you would just love to rip them off my teeth, but you are not allowed.

[Pinkbirdy]

Rule #57 - Yes, I know that my braces are shiny and that you would just love to rip them off my teeth, but you are not allowed. Maddy ,My Caique Greta would run back and forth on my daughters shoulders . Then at just the right time pluck the gum right out of her mouth !! :)

[Honesty]

Rule 58.... No throwing strawberries at the walls!

[Turquoise]

Rule #59~~No fair grabbing on to my ear lobe while on my arm Ruby Jewel just because your that big and can reach it!

[Maddy]

Rule #60 - When I have food that you can't have, please don't give me the puppy dog eyes and make me feel guilty!

[smidge]

Rule 61: My pen is for writing not eating.

[Honesty]

Rule 62... Glaring at me when you are in a bad mood is unacceptable :) Its scarey. lol.

[Maddy]

Rule #63 - Please do not dump your food out! It is expensive!

[Turquoise]

Rule # 64~~Don't decide you want to come out to play Roscoe, after I am getting ready to leave for work!:tmsmakesme:

[Turquoise]

Rule#65~~Please don't bite Daddy's arm *Roscoe, Angel, Ruby Jewel, Leyla Belle & Sierra* when he wants to love you. He is already giving me the evil eye when I mention him moving more of his stuff out to make room for Dakota Nakira'Too's cage

[kendrafitz]

Rule #66 - It is not necessary for you to emphasize everything I say with a "yeah". I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in a Lilo and Stitch episode.

[kendrafitz]

Rule #67 - When I am yelling for/at the dogs, children, husband, I do NOT need your help! ESPECIALLY when you are perched on my shoulder. One of us yelling is enough, a mom and a parrot yelling at the same time is just insanity.

[Maddy]

Rule #68 - Please do not bark just to scare the cat!

[Honesty]

Rule 69... Screaming while I am on the phone is not allowed :)

[Maddy]

Rule #70 - Do not try to throw your beads at Peatree!! That is so not nice!

[Honesty]

Rule 71.... Flicking food out just for fun when I have hoovered is unacceptable :)

[Honesty]

Rule 72.... Flicking water at Tiegan is hilarious, but, she doesn't like it. :th_hehe: