josiesdad
06-20-2013, 12:26 PM
Dear misguided Avian minions,
PLEASE COME AND DISPOSE OF THE MONSTER BIRD THAT IS INHABITING OUR DWELLING, SHE WAS UNINVITED AND IS NOT WELCOME. We have been forced to endure the indignity of not being able to hunt her, but now the Avian interloper insists on playing "peek-a-boo with us". The shout of peek-a-boo followed by the loud crash of her massive feathered body dropping to the bottom of her isolation cell is becoming too stressful for us! I have in recent days fallen from several pieces of furniture and my sister is starting to lose her fur! We have both, in a blind panic run into walls in an attempt to escape her treachery. This is not funny and our humans will be punished one day for their insolent laughter. We have attempted to enlist the dog to assassinate the feathered daemon. Unfortunately he is JUST A DOG and too stupid. He runs around the room and tries to play with her! The dog too shall pay for his failure to obey us. Contact the bald man called Josie's Dad, the soft human known as Josie's Mom is in league with the feathered one!
Respectfully your superiors THE CATS.
PLEASE COME AND DISPOSE OF THE MONSTER BIRD THAT IS INHABITING OUR DWELLING, SHE WAS UNINVITED AND IS NOT WELCOME. We have been forced to endure the indignity of not being able to hunt her, but now the Avian interloper insists on playing "peek-a-boo with us". The shout of peek-a-boo followed by the loud crash of her massive feathered body dropping to the bottom of her isolation cell is becoming too stressful for us! I have in recent days fallen from several pieces of furniture and my sister is starting to lose her fur! We have both, in a blind panic run into walls in an attempt to escape her treachery. This is not funny and our humans will be punished one day for their insolent laughter. We have attempted to enlist the dog to assassinate the feathered daemon. Unfortunately he is JUST A DOG and too stupid. He runs around the room and tries to play with her! The dog too shall pay for his failure to obey us. Contact the bald man called Josie's Dad, the soft human known as Josie's Mom is in league with the feathered one!
Respectfully your superiors THE CATS.